You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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