yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
MIDGETS
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
