There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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