good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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