Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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