If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it glows. i had to have it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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