Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
