As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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