i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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