you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm like, not good at living.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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