Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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