So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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