I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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