I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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