false alarm. still invincible.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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