the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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