I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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