Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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