you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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