whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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