Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm always down for nudity.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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