Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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