dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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