we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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