is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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