I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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