I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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