butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
