So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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