I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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