i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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