Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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