Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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