Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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