from now on my penis is your penis
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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