I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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