I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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