Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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