Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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