yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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