you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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