i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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