Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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