why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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