I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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