She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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