a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
