But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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