They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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