I must be too annoying 4 u.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
