I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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