eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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