So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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