I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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