im having a threesome with these popsicles
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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