I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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