She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
