I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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