the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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